NOISEFLOWER

This is one of the most straight up fucking awesome inventions I have heard about in my entire life:

TOKYO - People who like talking to their plants can now enjoy a musical accompaniment, thanks to a Japanese invention that turns petals and leaves into amplifiers.

Called the "Flower Speaker Amplifiers," the gadget made by Let's Corp [note the awesome, super Japanesey name of the company!] is hidden in a vase or a potted plant and sends music at just the right frequency to vibrate up the stems and then be converted into audible sound by the plant as a whole. A device such as a CD player or radio can be connected to it. "Anywhere where you would want music naturally integrated with a natural surrounding," said Hirohiko Okugawa, a manager at Let's, referring to locations for the device, which he expects to be popular for hotels and hospital lobbies. The inventor of the gadget, Keiji Koga, said: "We are finally able to experience plants and flowers with all five of our natural senses." The firm expects to begin selling the speakers by mid-August for 5,000 yen ($46) to 50,000 yen depending on the plant's size. And according to Koga, music is also good for the plants, which are invigorated by the constant musical vibes.

We are finally able to experience plants and flowers with all five of our senses!!  It's kind of a stretch to say that listening to your lame-ass 'iPod' through your potted tulips is hearing the plant, but for real, this is so goddamned sweet on so many levels.  I am seriously going to consider getting some of these imported or something!